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June 20th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Dear Jade,

Strutting ceased about 6 days ago.  My feet began to hurt and strutting isn’t the same with a limp.  The preening stopped around 2 days ago.  If I had continued, I would soon be bald.

Thank you for the gentle reminder that someone somewhere might worry if I don’t make the occasional noise to show I’m alive and well.  No cause for alarm or an emergency flight to check up on me.  Unless, your emergency flight consists of arriving well stocked with daiquiri mix or wine.  Then, I might have to fake an alarm.

Dear Kate,

I know that you have often accused me of being an enabler.  Therefore, I hope it is some consolation that I have met my match.  Nay, I have been defeated.

I have always prided myself on resisting the lure of shiny, pretty yarn-patterns-fibers-needles-colors-accessories that can be seen in blog land.  However, today Donni proved that she is a far better enabler than I.  I had to have this.  I didn’t even finish reading her post.  No pausing, no considering.  I went through the checkout process so fast, I wouldn’t be surprised if two showed up on my doorstep.

Dear Donni,

See above. 

I have made a note to not read your blog late at night or under the influence.  I, obviously, need to have all my mental powers sharp and focused if I am not to slip again.

Sincerely,
Jae

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