I did the only thing I could do with a sock that refused to commit to a gauge.  I sent a nearly-finished-still-on-the-needle sock to my dad. Who, to his credit, suspended his belief that it would be possible to wear such a thing. It is too wide in the arch, and a little short in the cuff.

My solution to the problem? I knit myself a pair of socks.

Yarn: Noro Kureyon Sock yarn, color #180
Pattern: Woven Waves by me (available in June)
Needles: US2 Addi turbo, magic loop

Then I started over with his.

That is how I feel.  I can’t seem to keep a coherent thought or course of action for longer than 5 seconds minutes.  I have many things requiring focused attention at work, at home, with my business.  Yet, when I sit down at my computer, my mind quickly wanders to thoughts like…

• Ravelry always has between 5000 - 8000 invites waiting every day.  If it’s true that they send out 800 - 1000 invites daily, where are they new people coming from to keep the total from reaching zero? 
• When / if the total does reach zero will we finally know the total number of fiber lovers inhabiting the planet? 
• Why is it that in spite of the huge number of Ravelers already part of the site, that nearly half the yarns I look up for customers at the store cannot be found?
• Since Ravelry uses Fl*ickr to post images, what does Fl*ickr think of the numerous pictures posted of yarn, patterns, wips, and finished objects?  Is it possible that the fiber community could eventually take over Fl*ickr?
• I love Interweave Knits, but since subscribing to Knitting Daily, I wonder if I should cancel my subscription.  I subscribe to IK for the patterns mostly.  But Knitting Daily keeps offering the best ones for free.  Makes me wonder if I’m wasting my money, if I’m willing to be patient for Interweave to offer it free at a later date.
• I’m not a very patient person.  So the self-debate continues.
• Am I the only one who sees a patterned window pane of an old door and wishes I had paper and pen to sketch it.  Thinking that it would make a fabulous sweater / scarf / lace / cable / detail?
• I see potential knitted designs everywhere in very unknit like things.  I think it would be wonderful to have a group blog / flickr group that uses non-craft items to inspire creativity in their craft - knit, crochet, quilt, paint, etc..
• Then I worry that no one else would see the value in that kind of group and I would be the only member.
• Then I worry that such a group already exists and I am missing out.
• I would love to have a little calendar on my blog.  But I don’t want to mess around with the coding.
• I would love to change the look of my blog entirely.  But I don’t want to mess around with the coding.

See? I just can’t stop procrastinating stay focused.

My husband came home and saw the collection of items for this post.  He asked me “what is all this stuff?”  I answered that it was for my F post.  “I’m struggling to see how a seahorse and an esspresso cup equal F.” 

Some people have scrapbooks and photo albums.  I have “stuff”.  In my kitchen cupboards, on shelves, beside my clock radio there is “stuff”.  I don’t see a toy or a book, I see the person behind it.   The “stuff” that came to me by way of those that are important.  My friends. My family.

It should come as no surprise that with an English teacher for a mother, that education was always treated with great importance.  However, to my parents credit, they were incredibly open minded as to the educational path choosen.   In high school, I had serious dreams of becoming a fashion designer or interior decorator.  My excellent math skills and high SAT scores mattered little to me.  In my junior year of school, I did not take the normal college prep classes - who needs extra chemistry or pre-calculus classes anyways.  Gentle prodding about wasting my talent and abilities along with a career assesment eventually steered me into an engineering degree.  But I always remember that if I had truly insisted on a career in fashion they probably would have let me.  They knew that I could always return to college for a different degree if the first one didn’t work out.  A valuable lesson that I would have never found in any classroom - do overs are always there for those willing to learn from their mistakes.

I know I read somewhere that k1, p1 draws your knitting in - resulting in a more narrow fabric that can still stretch as far as plain stockinette.  Every knitter’s how-to book talks of this amazing characteristic.  Sweater hems and necklines depend on this feature.  I also know with equal certainty that in spite of my daily mental exercises where I practice bending the world to my will I cannot turn the universe upside-down or inside-out.   Apprently, nor can I knit a k1, p1 that is smaller than all knit stitches.

Therefore, I can only conclude that my attempt to deal with my gauge issue for this sock is being thwarted at the highest levels of the knitting god’s kingdom.

That saying is so true when it comes to the shawl swap that Dyann proposed many months ago.  I had seen some of her previous work and knew that I would be getting a great shawl.  And did I ever!! 

The arrangement was to swap yarn and the knitter would choose the pattern.  The yarn owner would receive a finished shawl.  She sent suri alpaca in beautiful shades of grey, blue, and purple.  I sent a silk/wool blend hand dyed in my favorite color (Grand Traverse) by my LYS.  Not only did I get an absolutely beautiful shawl, she sent along some of her wonderful handmade clay mugs with tea to drink.

Dyann, you did a fabulous job - the knitting, the pattern choice, the blocking, all of it!   It has already seen action about town.  Thank you so much for suggesting this.

Me: “Why don’t we go out for dinner?”
Hubby: “I suppose so.  But don’t think that I don’t know the reason why.”
Me: “???”
Hubby: “You’re wanting to show off the shawl.  Dinner is just an excuse.”
He knows me so well. :)

Blocking has always been the best part of lace for me.  The shawl that I’ve been knitting for Dyann is the kind of lace that really benefits from a good stretch.  Of course while I’m blocking, I often wonder if it is worth the effort.  Keeping edges straight and even can be a real nightmare when a piece is overly large.  (Although my brilliant husband said that I should invest in one of these to help it go more quickly - seriously, why didn’t I think of this?)

But when it’s done, I know why the effort is worth it.  It is hard to see the potential in a lace piece while you are knitting it.  You have to have faith that it will be more beautiful than the pile of ugh currently on your needles.  I’m going to have a hard time letting this shawl go. The blocking did it’s magic - I should have never doubted.  Wanna see it too?  Unless you are Dyann.  Then you have no business clicking these links.  You’ll be seeing the real thing in a few days.  I mean it.  Don’t click those links.  I’ll know.  Don’t think I won’t.